First, graze the menu and let the pictures give you an idea of what will excite your palate most while enjoying Korean pop music playing in the background.

Next, order a no-fail dish like Bibimbap, a mixed rice bowl with vegetables, fried egg and meat.  Slather generously in Korean spicy red pepper sauce before mixing together.

A spicy chicken dish will also do.  The Koreans understand a perfect level of sweet and spicy in all of their dishes.

Enjoy the complimentary little side dishes that come with your meal.

Dig in.

And enjoy that big bottle of spicy red pepper sauce.  It’s so good it puts ketchup to shame.

Just don’t forget to wipe away the evidence afterwards.